Best in the world at everything I blog.

look at the little sex fiend!

look at the little sex fiend!

itisgeniusbecauseitisstupid:

Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen Smash Mouth, ICP, and Guy Fieri ON THE SAME STAGE

itisgeniusbecauseitisstupid:

Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen Smash Mouth, ICP, and Guy Fieri ON THE SAME STAGE

(via fuckyealiz)

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

men like to bother women anonymously with their stupid arguments and then never seem to return when the anonymous option is taken away from them

it’s because men do not actually want to argue with women, they want to pester, harass, and bother women

there’s no intention on their behalf to actually engage in discourse

it’s such a thinly veiled little game and yet they are actually deluded enough to believe that somehow they’re winning 

koknbawlz:

I just witnessed a woman remove her shirt whilst driving and almost crashed my car into a Civic full of nuns. Can’t make this up.

(via the-walking-vulgarity)

upgraders:

is “I’m sperming” an appropriate thing to say during love making 

(via spiralofmadness)